So… in conclusion… each Sunday Sack Magazine will post its favorite drunk texts of the weekend, feel free to email me your favorites at Steveg@sackmagazine.com

1. Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.

2. Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.

3. Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.

Currently, BP oil executives are sitting around scratching their heads trying to figure out a way to fix their “little” spill and save money.It turns out that a solution has been in from of their faces the whole time and has already been used in previous oil spills and also been proven to be safe for the environment. The Texas Land Office and Texas Water Commission successfully used ‘oil eating’ microbes to clean up large oil spills in just weeks. Microbes hunt down and eat the toxic oil and leave only a biodegradable waste that is non-toxic to humans and marine life. Marshland and beaches were pristine again in just weeks…not years like the Exxon Valdez spill. This is the answer to save the seafood industry and all the precious creatures we are about to kill…if we don’t act fast.

We at Sack Magazine encourage readers to at least spread the word that there is a solution out there and encourage others to inform the public and possibly use the upcoming elections as leverage to put pressure on BP to clean this mess before it spreads to Maine and ruins all that delicious Maine lobster.

Gabriel is a rising star in Hollywood and has recently written, produced, edited, and starred in MY SUICIDE. It has been chosen to screen at Berlin, SXSW, Gen Art, Newport Beach, San Francisco, and Seattle Film Festivals with more screenings to come.